Monday, June 10, 2013

Am I old enough now... :-)


[Me] :
Jack Daniels...on the rocks...2 shots...bottoms up...not bad for a first timer eh ...:D
[AK] :
ohooo!!!
wooohoooo
cool man
[Me] :
and mind you..still standing and in my senses...:P
[AK] :
hehehe
we should have a drink when I am there
now that you have started officially
[Me] :
ha ha.. absolutely...I think I have grown old enough and its time I enjoy the vices life has to offer
[AK] :
hehehe


On my Birthday - first time I officially had a 'drink' - United Kingdom

Sunday, April 03, 2011

On India's win

[P, A] : tumhe tumhari saaadi yaad rahegi hamesha...
apne poto se kahna... last time jab india jeeti thi to tumhare dadi ji se meri saadi hui thi

{you will always remember your marriage...tell your grandsons, last time when India won, me and your grandmother got married}

In all probable cases I will be getting married this year, and India has won the Cricket World Cup :-D

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Black Swan

There have been times when I tried for First Day First Show of a movie, even got couple First Day Second Shows, numerous First Day Last Shows, but when it came to Black Swan, it really deserved the recognition.

Now I don't know a thing about ballet, apart from the fact that it is a dance form where skinny girls hop on their toes, which is tough (I keep remembering Kate Winslet's scene from Titanic whenever this comes up), trying to portray a flying visualisation, but then neither are others easy.

The film starts with a very powerful, dramatic and extremely well choreographed and executed ballet sequence which makes the hair on your arm stand. And all throughout the movie, the sudden sensation of excitement, fear, and dramatics does not let them settle down. You are always at the edge of your seats, being bombarded by jolts of above one after another which goes on till the end of the movie. Black Swan is categorized as Drama/Thriller, and it never misses a beat when it comes to both these genre.

You can argue about the message this film might try to portray, but that never comes into question when you are watching it. There are some pretty gruesome and violent scenes, including sexual references, which can be disturbing to some audiences, but for that the movie has been rightly categorised as 15 (here in UK).

The story is about a young ballerina (Natalie Portman) who is obsessed about her role as the Swan Princess in a ballet performance, which includes both positive and negative personifications, and her transformation from one to another to fulfill this. She is perfect in one form, but lacks the passion in other, and this obsession to be impeccable is what defines the character, and the movie.

I am glad that I saw this movie on an advanced screening, for missing this would have been a crime. I would advice serious cinema enthusiasts to watch this, for this will give you something to think about, and appreciate as a whole, even hours after you would have left the cinema screen. I have never seen such a powerful portrayal of a character, and neither such a strong direction in all my years of watching cinema (and I have watched quite a few). Never has a film deserved my appreciation for an award while I am still sitting on the cinema seats and the first set of credits are rolling, but I would definitely want to see Black Swan get a few, especially Natali Portman for her compelling performance as the Swan Princess.

My rating : 9.5/10

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

...we would have also been Indians

[New Year Enthusiast] : Happy New Year
[Us] : Happy New Year

[New Year Enthusiast] : आप लोग कहाँ से हो ? (Where are you guys from ?)
[Us] : दिल्ली से (From Delhi)

[New Year Enthusiast] : (मुस्कुराते हुए ) अच्छा..हम कराची से हैं...हम लोग ही आपको बोंम्ब फेक फेक कर परेशान किया करते हैं... (और अधिक मुस्कुराते हुए) वैसे इन अंग्रेजो ने #@$% नहीं तो हम भी इंडियन होते.
(Grinning...OK...we are from Karachi. We are the one's who keep getting on your nerves by throwing bombs at you people.Grinning even more However, If it hadn't been because of these English, we would have also been Indians)


New Year eve 2010-2011, Near London Eye, United Kingdom

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

...it was the best ever !!

I could have begun with the most powerful dialogue in the Indian Film Industry, " Naam...Vijay Deenanath Chauhan...", and hyped up the dramatics (I have an advantage of sharing the same surname too...), but then it might have been too much to digest. Never the less, if its something that I have missed all this time, its a pleasant surprise, and when the moment came, well I had to stop my self from doing the "Shushmita Sen Miss Universe awe".

I was lovingly tricked into agreeing for a date on the Friday eve. Not prioritizing the work too much now, I still had to escape the prying eyes of my manager to leave on normal office timings and catch the office bus. (It is sort of assumed that you have to stay late because you are a critical resource, and then IF you are using the company transport, you are leaving way to early.) Even my co-workers who usually left at normal hours were staying late, and I sort of missed the peaceful and comfortable ride to my destination.

Anyways, being punctual has had its disadvantages lately, because I ended up buying the latest Jeffrey Archer title while I was waiting at the Landmark book store. As I said, I was tricked, because for one, my original date did not arrive and I couldn't help smiling on seeing the alternative, and two, the events to come would make my grin even bigger. Shelf-ing around in a bookstore with a person who hates novels can be tiresome, but there are somethings that can't be helped. We spent another 20 minutes inside, and finally when my original date arrived, it was sort of refurbished experience again.

I was sort of avoiding the glares as I had not shaved again, but thankfully, the comment never came. Enjoying the candy puff, and discussing about not-so-essential topics made the clock tick another 30 minutes further. Finally, when the dinner was decided, I was guided to the same restaurant where we had met first, not because of the nostalgia, but because it was the only decent one nearby.

A table for three made us wait another 5 minutes, and finally we sat down to order. The original made an excuse to visit the powder-room, but eventually canceled the trip half-way through. I was only going through the starters section on the menu when the maître d’ arrived with it.

My surprise pre-birthday celebration couldn't have gone through better. Cake and six candles ( good that my real age was not revealed), with my name written in a shaky hand, the celebration was too much for me to grasp for just a fleeting moment. As mentioned earlier, I caught my self in time to reproduce the Sushmita Sen Awe, but the experience was not an iota lesser.

Both my dates never stopped smiling, and I was just overwhelmed to say anything. People around us couldn't help staring at our table when we were busy painting each other's face with chocolate, but who cared, after all, it was my birthday party (even if I still had one-and a half week left to go).

The cake sharing session continued with me making some pretty bold moves (which luckily did not earn me sandals), and the food was OK types if not good. This was then followed by an ice-cream at the road-side counter, and a quick gossip session. We just caught the last auto in time to return back to our separate homes, with just a little smile on each of our faces and our hearts.

I couldn't help sharing this here, for it is very rare when you get to experience moments like this. I do remember few of my earlier birthday bashes wherein I was chased at the town's main cross-roads at 10 in the night and given birthday bumps, but this one beat the odds. And I couldn't help loving you both, for such a nice experience shared. Thank YOU for coming at such short notice as always, and thank YOU for making last minute plans...as always.

Thank you so much...it was the best ever!!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

A Perfect Manager in the making

Status Message on a friend's IM

Today I made a small sketch of the side view of the Mercedes 500K Specialroadster on my Finance question paper!! Haria is going to tear out his remaining hair!!


And below is the chat that confirms it...


[me]: did u really do that
pls say no
[KS]: yeah
i didn't know a damn thing today
[me]:ha ha ha
ha ha
...
[KS]: failing for sure this time, abhi tak saare sem mein scrape through kar gaye the tough subjects mein
[me]: damn...you got guts man
[KS]: i drew it on the ques paper
not on the answer sheet
i doubt he's going to see the ques paper
even if he does, i'm betting he gives me some marks for the artwork
[me]: ha ha ha
[KS]: i suddenly rememberd my childhood sketching times
i am gonna try and sketch a proper side view when i am free on full A4 sheet
[me]: ha ha ha
now I truly understand the meaning of term ROFLMAO
[KS]: sketching was my passion and u are laughing about it
i won't tolerate that
[me]: no...I am just thinking of the IIM professor who will be cheking your answer sheets
[KS]: well as i mentioned in the status msg
either he's going to take some pity on me or give me some marks for the artwork
it's a win-win situation


this person has a Bachelor's degree in Architecture, holds work experience in IT, and is currently pursuing his Master's Degree through IIM-I. Apart from that, he has a passion for collecting scale models of automobiles, and hates studying. I still do not understand how he managed to beat the other 99.9 percent individuals who appeared for CAT.

I wonder about the future of the company who will appoint him as a Manager...God help them.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Sachin Tendulkar

Got this as an E-mail Forward some time back...when Sachin hit the double century in One Day International Cricket...
This very rightly captures the emotions of every person in a country where Cricket is a religion and The Little Master is God.


10 Reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar

1. He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam/important meeting and hence doesn't let me study.


2. Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray.


3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails.


4. He keeps all the records to himself.


5. He makes a lot more money and fame than me.


6. He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him, the rest of my team gets weakened.


7. During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay.


8. As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong.


9. He brings the whole country to a standstill whenever he bats


10. And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar …


He is going to retire sometime in the future...


(Not quoting the reference because I do not know the original source)