Sachin Tendulkar

Got this as an E-mail Forward some time back...when Sachin hit the double century in One Day International Cricket...
This very rightly captures the emotions of every person in a country where Cricket is a religion and The Little Master is God.


10 Reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar

1. He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam/important meeting and hence doesn't let me study.


2. Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray.


3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails.


4. He keeps all the records to himself.


5. He makes a lot more money and fame than me.


6. He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him, the rest of my team gets weakened.


7. During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay.


8. As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong.


9. He brings the whole country to a standstill whenever he bats


10. And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar …


He is going to retire sometime in the future...


(Not quoting the reference because I do not know the original source)