Thought Provoking

There are a few things that pop into your mind for no reason at all. You are sitting in office, staring at the mail for two hours, the subject line of which you do not remember, acting as if you are in deep thought and working on some complicated logic, and suddenly it pops in your head, what was the name of that movie starring your favourite actress in blue sari. And you spend the next half an hour searching IMDB in the background tab, for that one name that keeps doing rounds in your head.

There's no limit to the thoughts that enter you useless mind, especially if you are sitting in a perfectly maintained climatic conditions, on an ergonomically designed revolving chair, in front of machine which has seen too much upgradation in recent years.And to top it all, you actually get paid to do it, or rather not do any thing. IT industry can be a real killer at times, but it also has its share of luxury when it comes to "vegging" out the whole day and return home exhausted.

Here's a few that popped into mine...

1. I definitely, absolutely, really need to wash my clothes this weekend.

2. I desperately need a hair cut. If only I can skip the evening tea at the chai-wala today, and get a ride to the saloon, and before that I get the time to change to casuals because formals stand out in a barber's shop.

3. If I save 70% of my salary every month, I will just have enough in next six months to buy that new mobile phone from Sony.

4. Damn that girl in the next cubicle is hot. If only I could exchange my seat with that stupid nerd, I would get a better view.

5. My boss doesn't know how to handle the team. If only he could follow my 3 golden rules, every one will be happy.

6. Why doesn't this guy use his own head. I am not here for social service. Now I would have to postpone my Tea break just to explain him this logic.

7. I am way too underpaid for the kind of work I am doing here.

8. Gosh, if only I would have read the design document carefully, I would have avoided so much rework.

9. I desperately need a girlfriend. Hello....Mr Almighty, are you listening?

10. I think I should start going to Gym, from today..no wait, I haven't brought my Gym gear today. OK, definitely from next week.